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911 A Fathers Defense

9/11 – A Father’s Defense

(President Bush Declares War Against Terror)

It started little, started small

a patch of dark mud on the wall.

“So high and distant, can’t you see?”

“They will not harm us, let them be.”

So quietly their numbers grew,

to millions though all thought a few.

They’d see one fly – another land,

They did not see the plot at hand.

The peace was shattered by a ball

that bounced against the house’s wall.

An accident, no malice meant

But bee’s don’t think about intent.

They stormed the child with stinging bite,

this made all notice their ‘new’ plight –

The inside walls were loud and warm,

caused by the vast invading swarm.

The father, furious with rage,

cried, “War!” and battled on their stage.

He went to them, he did not wait.

The more time passed? The worse the fate.

But in so doing they fought back,

against the father’s fierce attack.

So scattered was the hornet’s woe,

now looking for some place to go.

This caused the neighborhood to shout,

“It’s all his fault – this swarming cloud!”

But they had been there so sublime;

Unhindered, strengthening for their time.

Did father sin, protecting home

and child from danger in this poem?

Who stung the neighbors? Was it Dad,

or hating, spitting hornets mad?

[…]

The Voting Percentage Scam

Here’s a political game and ploy that is used with both parties, however, at this point in history it’s the Dems that are working this scam. I learned about this when the California house raised sales taxes to 10% recently, contrary us screaming “no”.

When a bill passes that they know the people don’t want, i.e.; tax increases, Obamacare, etc., you’ll notice that it always just scrapes through – example: If they need 60 votes, they will get exactly 60 votes (sometimes 1 or 2 extra) but never with a large margin.

Let’s take the passing of the health care bill and use the House of Representatives as an example. Here’s how it goes and why:

Democrats that are in secure districts (where they are not vulnerable or have no viable competition for reelection) will vote for the bill.

Also, politicians that are retiring and not seeking another term will vote ‘yes’ (they have nothing to lose).

Next are the ones who’s reelection may be affected by their vote. To these people, the Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi) will coax (coerce) them into a vote by assuring them that if they lose, the Party will take care of them, i.e.; promised a cushy job, extra funds for the reelection campaign, etc.

Then there’s the elected Democrat in a toss-up state (could vote either way – Dem or Rep). He knows that the bill will be a noose around his political neck. That the populace of his state does not want it and, with his ‘yes’ vote, will not vote him back in. He goes to the Speaker (Pelosi) and asks permission to vote against the bill! She tallies up the ‘yea’ votes and, if she has enough, will grant permission for a ‘no’ vote. That way, when he is […]

HHS Takes on Surgery Procedures Deemed Necessary

Elephant Ears

The HHS (Health and Human Services) has announced they will be analyzing plastic surgery to determine what will be considered ‘elective’ or ‘critical’ procedures.

The panel will consist of both physicians and psychiatrists as the ‘whole’ of the person will be the focus. Physical defects that do not hinder one’s ability to function will not be covered, however, if they impede or cause physical/emotional harm, these procedures will be covered.

The panel came to a unanimous decision pertaining to excessively large and extended ears. Due to the fact that they:

1.) Can collect more debris, it was found to stifle the ability to listen;

2.) Can inflict brain damage due to the ears flapping and pummeling the brain if the individual is susceptible to high winds, i.e.; Chicago (better known as the Windy City), and;

3.) Can cause emotion inferiority complexes that transform into narcissism later in life.

Hmm.

A Revelation Into the Creativity of ‘Selling’ to the Public

Sharp Quattron Sulu

George Takei (Mr.Sulu from Star Trek) is appearing in a new commercial on primetime advertising a specific brand of TV. He declares its superiority for having added yellow as the fourth color to the standard RGB – red, green & blue technology for vibrancy.

It progresses to show “Mr. Sulu” gazing into the large format screen, crying “WOW!” and turning the monitor for our viewing. I admire and, simultaneously, laugh at this ingenious example of marketing created for a gullible audience. Please read on and you will understand –

Jingle, jingle then I rhyme. Some think a parrot’s what I mime.

For just like TV ads I seem to joke with underlying theme.

A statement spiced with humor will catch and retain attention ’til,

A rhythmic implantation’s made: A brand, a thought that will not fade.

“You snooze – you lose”. “Just one a day”, are two examples of our play.

We’ll set the hook and pull you in and never set you free again.

You’ll find yourself throughout the day still humming tunes to what we say.

We’ll fight with strong minds, bend the weak and leave the rest (that’s tongue-in-cheek).

We’ll have you laughing, that’s for sure, we’ve made our lyrics more mature.

But we’ll be laughing twice as hard when you pull out that credit card.

You fool! You bought that stereo from billboard signs on roads you know –

Pressed in that chair, his hair blown back makes you assume no power’s lacked.

So buy our brand, that new TV will have much better clarity!

The color’s vivid, there’s no doubt but here’s a thought to think about . . .

Why be impressed with our TV when it’s your own you really see?

And […]

GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

New Moore Island

Even God can get tired of bickering and decided to settle a problem once and for all. It seems Pakistan and India have fought over the tiny island of South Talpatti since its creation. This small piece of land rose out of the waters in the ‘70’s and immediately the countries grappled over ownership like two children wrestling for a toy. He received no acknowledgment for its conception – not even a ‘thank you’. So realizing His mistake, He repossessed it….the island sunk! ROFLOL!